Shit Santorum Says (Episode 190,839)

The man so wise in his dogmatic Zionism when it comes to the Middle East, so much so that he was willing to dub the Palestinians ‘an invented people’ now claims he’s an expert on Iran:

After I left the United States Senate, I wrote and lectured around the country about Iran. [So vote for me] if you’re looking for someone who has some understanding and knowledge and has had success in trying to shape Iran policy.

On the difference between the American and French Revolutions? Evil atheism.

There were no God-given rights [in France] because there was no God. [And] what happened? Tyranny and the guillotine.

Why his social and economic policy are part of the same package. Or, why gays cause recessions:

We cannot have a strong economy unless the family is a strong foundational unit of our society. The term economy comes from the Greek word, `home.’

And then the man who is open to banning condoms claims liberty is his main concern and government has got too big.

But no worries, voters love him:

“Rick Santorum’s grasp of the issues is deep,” said Alan Lord, a 45-year-old engineer from Lexington who supported former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee four years ago and visited with Santorum in West Columbia last week at an overflowing town hall-style meeting. “I watch him and he clearly knows what he’s talking about.”

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